It is not strange or unfair to stare at a donkey in bewilderment. It is quite a magnificent creature. Some marvel at its majestic beauty and others 'ride' them for a handful of pesos. Oh, donkey.

Why donkey you ask? Why not, I say. You see, the donkey has been around as long as mankind. We all know that human history only dates back a few thousand years. And, yes, you guessed it. The donkey was there...

When mankind decided to make war... the donkey carried his bullets and bombs... what a friend...

And when the donkey got tired, mankind carried the donkey who carried the bullets and bombs...

When mankind got a flat tire... or flat four-sides and a roof... donkey was there...

When mankind needed help with the crops, DONKEY WAS THERE

When mankind knew you should never dive alone... DONKEY WAS THERE

When mankind needed a witness in court (no shit), DONKEY WAS THERE...

There is no better friend than a donkey. (and maybe a cat that talks)

NOW COME GET YOUR DONKEY LOVE!