Never used Twitter, it looks like a stripped down Facebook?
Man, I don't care who uses Twitter, but personally I just can't see the point. I do enjoy their website; the part that tries to convince you that you need Twitter. This is my favorite line:
Eating soup? Research shows that moms want to know.
Yeah. People want to know that I am eating soup. Thanks to this, I emailed my mom directly and told her I am eating soup. No response. Thanks to Twitter, I now know that my mother doesn't love me.
This line wasn't very convincing either.
Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.
Um... if you are running late, and you have your phone, if the meeting hasn't started, then call THEM or text THEM. If the meeting already started, they already know.
Partying? Your friends may want to join you.
At first, this makes sense to me, but then I think, if they are your real friends, they probably knew you were going to a party unless it was a surprise party thrown by another friend that didn't like those friends, and then they don't need to go anyway. And if you are just a drunk 'partying', your friends already know you are the bar.
And this line is just funny:
Twitter puts you in control and becomes a modern antidote to information overload.
How in the hell can they say joining a social network where people are constantly updating mundane day-to-day activities and adding comments is an antidote to information overload? To me, Twitter seems like the overload.
But if other people enjoy it, then it's cool. I could see a business using it, maybe. When I have a cable installation coming between 9am and 5pm, I would like that bastard to Twitter around 3 o'clock so I can see which Denny's he is taking a nap at.
The next incarnation of this service will probably be more useful to everyone in general.
Also, I'm not responsible enough to have this kind of updating power. My Twitter updates would read like
Jan 14, 2009 10:41am I'm on toilet! Wish luck!
Jan 14, 2009 11:23am Still on toilet! No F'N tissue!
Jan 14, 2009 12:31pm C'mon, bring some TP!
Jan 14, 2009 5:04 pm Help? Anyone?
Somewhere in there would be a comment attached where someone was offering to come help. Then I would just lose a friend. But gain a 'closer friend'.
I guess the real 'benefit' of Twitter is that it makes you feel like you are important because other people care that you are shopping at Kroger at that moment, or driving to the post office, or slicing a cucumber, or whatever.
I think we are connected to our friends and family too much as it is. If I don't answer my phone for a day people think I'm dead, its getting out of hand. In no way shape or form will i ever use twitter. Sometimes you just gotta turn off your phone, you cant be connected to everyone you know 24/7.
Man, I don't care who uses Twitter, but personally I just can't see the point. I do enjoy their website; the part that tries to convince you that you need Twitter. This is my favorite line:
Eating soup? Research shows that moms want to know.
Yeah. People want to know that I am eating soup. Thanks to this, I emailed my mom directly and told her I am eating soup. No response. Thanks to Twitter, I now know that my mother doesn't love me.
This line wasn't very convincing either.
Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.
Um... if you are running late, and you have your phone, if the meeting hasn't started, then call THEM or text THEM. If the meeting already started, they already know.
Partying? Your friends may want to join you.
At first, this makes sense to me, but then I think, if they are your real friends, they probably knew you were going to a party unless it was a surprise party thrown by another friend that didn't like those friends, and then they don't need to go anyway. And if you are just a drunk 'partying', your friends already know you are the bar.
And this line is just funny:
Twitter puts you in control and becomes a modern antidote to information overload.
How in the hell can they say joining a social network where people are constantly updating mundane day-to-day activities and adding comments is an antidote to information overload? To me, Twitter seems like the overload.
But if other people enjoy it, then it's cool. I could see a business using it, maybe. When I have a cable installation coming between 9am and 5pm, I would like that bastard to Twitter around 3 o'clock so I can see which Denny's he is taking a nap at.
The next incarnation of this service will probably be more useful to everyone in general.
Also, I'm not responsible enough to have this kind of updating power. My Twitter updates would read like
Jan 14, 2009 10:41am I'm on toilet! Wish luck!
Jan 14, 2009 11:23am Still on toilet! No F'N tissue!
Jan 14, 2009 12:31pm C'mon, bring some TP!
Jan 14, 2009 5:04 pm Help? Anyone?
Somewhere in there would be a comment attached where someone was offering to come help. Then I would just lose a friend. But gain a 'closer friend'.
I guess the real 'benefit' of Twitter is that it makes you feel like you are important because other people care that you are shopping at Kroger at that moment, or driving to the post office, or slicing a cucumber, or whatever.
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