http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/national/santas-lap-photos-arrest-1...

I don't think it matters much, but why was he taking pictures of a little girl on Santa's lap? He has to be a pedophile cannibal communist. No other explanation, right? Well, thankfully, the Gestapo got him before he snapped some pics of a little boy at the Orange Julius.